Dr. Morbis
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- "If it's the last thing I do, I will destroy the Cheetahmen!!"
- — Dr. Morbis
- — Dr. Morbis
Bio[edit | edit source]
Dr. Morbis is the main antagonist of The Cheetahmen. Morbis is a mad scientist, and killed the Cheetahmen's mother when they were cubs in order to steal them and raise them as his "expirements". Dr. Morbis raised the Cheetahmen for 15 years, and apparently only trained them by making them watch kung-fu movies. Eventually, Dr. Morbis tried to make the Cheetahmen rob villages, kill people, and steal valuables for him. The Cheetahmen refused, and they were immediately kicked out of his laboratory after being attacked by more of his expirements. This is where the game begins.
In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]
Season 2[edit | edit source]
Dr. Morbis made his first appearance not as a fighter, but as a Pokemon trainer. In 8chanmania LIV, he commanded Primeape. Fittingly, he first faced the Cheetahmen's Liepard and crushed it soundly. Primeape was no match for Aniki's Machamp, however.
He next appeared at 8chanmania LVI as a solo fighter. His path of destruction included Albert Wesker, Hornet 41, Aleksandr Pistoletov, and Charles Barkley. All of these victories were decided by pinfalls. In the finals, Dr. Morbis faced Solaire of Astora. In an anti climatic finish, the match was won via a scythe crit in under 5 minutes. Dr. Morbis secured his belt.
The latter unsurprisingly gave Morbis his ticket to the grand finals of 8chanmania LXVI. There, he showed that evil brain still beats good brawn when he defeated the Machamp under the tutelage of Aniki, but was quickly shown his place when the even greater villain Yuuka Kazami unfolded her brutality upon him.
Season 3[edit | edit source]
He somehow came back for 8chanmania: Season 3, debuting in 8chanmania LXXII along with his trio of feline nemises. Morbis made short work of Seaman and El Neng, but his eccentricities were not nearly crazy enough for the Crazy Bus.
Through means unknown, Dr. Morbis won Nemesis as his tag team partner for 8chanmania LXXXVII. The scientist and the abomination of science went on to tear through Paxton Fettel and deny any chance of freedom for R-23, showed absolute disregard towards the funky beats of Ulala and Morolian, sent Eddie Guerrero back to the grave and sufficiently weakened Infinite Cena to be defeated by Infinite (Sonic) off-screen. This earned them the mysterious Negaball.
After having brisked through the semi-finals (as well as Amakasu Barley Tenji and Rinon, while they were at it), Nemesis and Dr. Morbis ultimately faced and won against the 80s Noise Marine and a Goff Rokka. But a belt is only large enough for one fighter - with the Rokka telling Nemesis that Morbis himself probably was "roight full of stars", the horrendous abomination launched itself against its erstwhile partner - and lost. This earned Morbis his second belt.
The grand finals of 8chanmania XCIX saw Morbis closer to his goal than ever. Sending Donkey Kong back to the jungle, he went on to defeat Chip Hazard and turn him into a loyal slave with the intensely creative name of Hazardo, and nearly would have done something eerily similar to Dunpan if it had not been for the valiant sacrifice of his handler Gintoki Sakata. Yet this hardly bothered him, and after turning Piro Il Grezzo into a "pavement shark or something", Dr. Morbis ultimately entered the finals to face off against the veritable force of nature called La Madremonte. She, too, failed to stop him, so that Morbis ultimately stood triumphant as the Grand Champion of Season 3.
The evil scientist wasted no time to rush to the secret vault that held the prized Wrestle Gear and the copious amounts of prize money awaiting him. And to be fair, the money was there. But the Wrestle Gear, described as a reality-altering 'wishing machine' turned out to be nothing more than a coin-fed washing machine - together with a cheeky note from Calypso, who congratulated him to his new household utensil. Morbis discarded both, and instead took the money to finance the creation of two new "Sub-Humans", which would turn the tide in his constant battle against The Cheetahmen.
8chanmania C[edit | edit source]
Morbis took an initial loss when Lil' Vi and Dunpan launched a rescue operation for Gintoki Sakata and, through Lil Vi's constant meta fuckery, actually managed to save the White Yaksha by pulling a literal cliffhanger. Because all the other shows do it, too.
As one of the three grand champions of the mania, Morbis was to face Brendan Fraser and Yuuka Kazami during the last battle of 8chanmania C. Unfortunately, the sudden intervention of Gondola and a longing for FUN on the part of WIP meant the trio briefly had to halt their hostilities, namely in order to fight Gondola itself across the boundaries of space, time, and assorted video games. It was only after they had reached the very edge of the universe and used the free Frasergy flowing within it to lull Gondola into sleep that the actual fight could continue.
To the surprise of many, Morbis managed to beat both the borderline god-like Fraser and the genocidal Yuuka. Mere seconds apart from each other, in fact, even if took 17 minutes to reach that point. His enemies defeated, Dr. Morbis thus stood as the ultimate winner of the mania.
Epilogue[edit | edit source]
Having disposed of the two individuals he still saw as potential threats to his long-term plans, and with the Cheetahmen fighting a losing battle against his new, improved sub-humans, Morbis turned his intellect to more sophisticated matters. For his constant battles in the mania had shown that taking over the world by force was a possible, yet highly inefficient approach. What he needed was something else - something that would make all of mankind become his subjects out of their own volition.
And thus, on a cold night in the year 20XX, the first mass-producible cat girl was born. Net happiness exploded across the globe, but with every new kitten finding a place in the home of its owner, so did Morbis' influence over the world. In the end, he came to rule it without so much as firing a single shot.
Gallery[edit | edit source]
Morbis with his belt.
