Duke Nukem
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- "It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... and I'm all outta gum!"
- — Duke Nukem
- — Duke Nukem
Duke Nukem is the protagonist of the eponymous Duke Nukem series.
Bio[edit | edit source]
Large, muscular, and so imposingly masculine that panties everywhere rapidly increase in moisture by his sheer presence alone, the Duke is the biggest goddamn hero Planet Earth has ever produced and holds several degrees in applied Alien-Ass-Kicking with his Size 13 boots. Though he is a humble man and would much rather spend his days providing the primary source of financial revenue for the hard-working strippers of Las Vegas, villains such as Dr. Proton, the Rigelians, or assorted women-abducting extraterrestrials just won't let him have the peace and quiet he strives for.
He also starred in some games developed by Gearbox, but considering that this version of Duke is barely a shadow of its former self, we don't talk about those here.
In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]
Season 1[edit | edit source]
The Duke may or may not have debuted in 8chanmania IV, where he did what he does best and kicked an Ayylmao in its alien ass. He also wrecked Adolf Hitler, but the outcome of his next match against Yuuka Kazami has been lost to history.
His first recorded appearance was during a pre-show match prior to 8chanmania XXVI, where he fought and won against a Beheaded Kamikaze.
Season 2[edit | edit source]
He would later appear in 8chanmania XLVI, where it quickly became evident that Diaz' wrestling skills were tougher than his balls of steel.
Season 3[edit | edit source]
His attempt to get back to business in 8chanmania LXXIII was cut short when the Duke tapped out against MO.
The Duke scored his first recorded victory in 8chanmania XCIII, where he defeated and subsequently ate an Orange Mushroom from Maplestory. Unfortunately, this act caused him to suffer vivid hallucinations, and he subsequently lost his next match against Reginald Brownpill.
His last story in 8chanmania C saw the Man with Balls of Steeling facing it off against the Kicker of Balls - a match he won handily while also breaking the latter's foot in the process.
