Durge
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Durge is an alien bounty hunter from Star Wars who has been kicking ass and taking names for the better part of 2000 years and then some.
In Real Life[edit | edit source]
Durge belongs to a species called Gen'Dai, which effectively means he is a boneless mass of bulging muscle and nervous tissue stuffed inside a suit of armor to maintain a humanoid shape. With his decentralized nervous system and the ability of his body to regrow missing tissue or "flow" back together after being proverbially blown to pieces, he is very goddamn impossible to kill.
He learned his trade from a Mandalorian and killed the Mandalorian emperor Mandalor after other Mandalorians killed his mentor. Man.
Durge fought for various employees (well, mostly Sith) over the centuries, but eventually was thought killed after Anakin Skywalker crammed him inside of an escape pod and shot him into a sun. Then he was resurrected and killed (again) as a boss in Star Wars Galaxies: An Empire Divided. Chances are he's still around.
In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]
Durge apparently took up some bounties for 8chanmania LVI. He cashed in the first one when he disposed The Devourer. He went on to defeat Sarevok Anchev for the second one, essentially murdering the new of murder.
And then - the faithful match against Solaire of Astora. Durge tried everything: He took the worshiper of the sun and smashed the shit out of him. He landed enough 2.9 pinfalls on him to crash him that the mat should have caved in. Hell, he tried to blow up the entire ring with bombs he had planted beneath it before the match. Yet even so, Durge eventually tapped out in a sudden submission hold of Solaire. Seems he still can't stand suns.
