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Dylan is the protagonist of the 2012 independent movie Fateful Findings.
Bio[edit | edit source]
Already a successful novelist, Dylan plans to expose "the most secret government and corporate secrets" he got through his 1337 hacking skillz. No, really. Alas, he keeps getting sidetracked by the worsening drug addiction of his wife, the sexual advances of his neighbor's underage daughter, and the mysterious return of his childhood friend Leah (TL/DR: they bang).
At this point, less sophisticated viewer might point out that Dylan is played by no-one else than the movie's director, Neil Breen, and that Mr. Breen may or may not have produced the entire movie so he could do the 'self-insert' part of his self-insert fantasies with the female cast. More sophisticated viewers would point out the movie is kino, and if the glorious bastard got laid while filming it, so be it.
In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]
Dylan solely appeared in the Bad Games (and Bad Movies) Mania of 8chanmania LXXII. He insisted that he didn't own Suicide anything, and could not believe Suicide ended up beating him up. How could he have done this?
