Eddie Guerrero
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- "I lie! I cheat! I steal!"
- — Eddie Guerrero
- — Eddie Guerrero
Eduardo Gory Guerrero Llanes, better known under his stage name Eddie Guerrero, was an American wrestler.
Bio[edit | edit source]
Born into a family of wrestlers, Guerrero learned how to do dropkicks at the ripe age of three. While he began his professional career as the original Mascara Magica and became the second Black Tiger during his three years with New Japan Pro Wrestling, his actual breakthrough arguably came with his Latino Heat gimmick - a heel who would do virtually everything to win a fight, up to (and especially including) a whole assortment of dirty tricks. His catchphrase embodied this philosophy, but despite his general role as villain, Guerrero was one of the most popular wrestlers of his time.
The latter unfortunately ended on the 13th November of 2015, when Eddie suffered an acute heart failure and was found dead in his hotel room by his nephew, Chavo Guerrero. Both WWE and WWF commemorated his departure with special tributes.
In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]
The late Eddie Guerrero debuted in the necromantic 8chanmania LXXXI. His experience as a professional wrestler quickly paid off - Guerrero landed a KO on Randy Savage, forced Heihachi Mishima to tap out, nearly pissed himself from laughter before he sent Jareth the Goblin King back to his realm, and seemed remarkably unimpressed by Celty Sturluson and her apparent lack of a head. It indeed seemed as if the Lationo Heat was going to claim the belt, but then You came along.
Once more dead, the late Eddie Guerrero was seemingly resurected by Infinite Cena and turned into his tag-team partner for 8chanmania LXXXVII. The wonderous wrestlers won a first victory against Drake Parker and Josh Nichols, managed to touch Crash Bandicoot (Retold) and Madara Uchiha, and ultimately lost to the bio-engineered horror of Dr. Morbis and Nemesis.
