Eddie Hitler
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Edward 'Eddie' Hitler is the bi-protagonist of the British comedy show Bottom.
Bio[edit | edit source]
Eddie, just like his flatmate/male battered wife Richard, is a dedicated 'dole survivalist' that ekes out a meager living within a dingy flat in London. Eddie's nature as a short-tempered alcoholic means he hasn't been able to hold on to any long-time jobs since he tried his luck as a bunny girl in '78, but since he usually prefers to scam other people out of their money instead of earning his own, this suits him fine.
Despite (or because) of his inability to gain regular employment, Eddie is surprisingly knowledgeable about topics ranging from history, to classical music, to metalworking and craftsmanship. Atop of this, Eddie's mother apparently was a female wrestler named Adolf Hitler, who abandoned him as a mere babe with nothing more to his name than said name, a service revolver, and a letter stating she couldn't bother.
In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]
Eddie Hitler was predestined to fight in the Hitler-themed 8chanmania LXXXVIII. His run-in with a fully-armored Mecha Hitler (and Eddie's suggestion Hitler still ran on Windows 98) got him stomped pretty good.
Trivia[edit | edit source]
- By his own words, Eddie only joined the mania because he heard it sported his primary vice next to alcoholism: Horse racing. Which was an inside joke in itself, since the mania would occasional play segments of the JRA Japan World Cup during intermissions.