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Erioioire (not to be confused with Cole Phelps) is an officer of the LoL AngegnA police department. A proverbial bear of a man, Erioiore may neither be fast nor fast-witted, but when you hit with the force of a truck and have a jaw strong enough to crush diamonds, any problems caused such deficiencies may produce take care of themselves in quick order.
Erioiore works in a team with fellow cop Lamaj. The two of them started out as mortal enemies after Erioioire stole Lamaj's girl (and after Lamaj in turn gunned down all six of Erioiore's henchmen from hell), but just as Erioioire was about to give a wounded Lamaj the killing blow, he noticed the special symmetry both of them shared, and they have become best buddies ever since. When working together, they usually deploy a good cop/bad cop routine, with the hot-blooded Erioiore taking the less polite role.
In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]
Erioiore, together with Lamaj, debuted in the 8chanmania XLIV tag team tournament. They made their way through the bracket, defeating (in this order):
- Arliss Michaels and Matt McMuscles
- Velvet Crowe and Laphicet
- Long Long Man and Tooru-Kun
- /b/rotha and Mona
- Doomguy and Ranger
A heavy-hearted Erioiore finally went on to fight Lamaj himself as a single belt only fits one person, but while his bulky muscle allowed the bigger of the two cops to land several devastating hits on his old friend, Erioiore eventually succumbed to the lightning-fast attacks of Lamaj.
Although Lamaj alone had won the belt, circumstances were friendly enough for the odd couple to let both of them fight as a pair in the grand finals of 8chanmania LXVI. Their numerical superiority sadly did little to help them when Lamaj (or perhaps Erioiore) ate a nasty crit from John Doe during the preliminaries
Season 3[edit | edit source]
Inseperable by now, Erioioire once more teamed up with Lamaj for 8chanmania LXXVI. The two blunted the edge of Haze and his Unidentified Shooter, put a halt to the religious extortion scheme of Yacatect and Reimu Hakurei, and deported two illegal immigrants, before having an upleasant encounter with the STRONGEST and the FASTEST.