Errant Captain
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The Errant Captain is the player character of Star Control II.
Bio[edit | edit source]
When the war between the Alliance of Free Stars and the Ur-Quan Hierarchy entered its last phase, the Alliance (including humanity) was in a less than favorable position. There was a brief glint of hope when the humans found an installation of the mysterious Precursor race on a backwater planet, but the Ur-Quan quickly arrived to push them out of the system.
Unbeknownst to both the Alliance and the Ur-Quan, the expedition force that first discovered the installation was still on the planet. And although it took them years upon years and the birth of a certain genius child, they got the installation to churn out a shoddy spaceship. Which obviously can only be piloted by the now-adult Mr. Special Pants genius child, too.
Long story short, Mr. Special Pants sets out to reestablish contact with the rest of humanity. Turns out, the Ur-Quan already won, the Alliance was enslaved, and everything went to collective shit. Fortunately, the Ur-Quan are currently busy discussing whether or not they should eradicate all life in the galaxy, so they wouldn't notice if someone just built up a New Alliance out of the blue.
In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]
The Errant Captain fought in 8chanmania LV. His innate ability to get laid with hot alien chicks scored him an easy victory against Tali’Zorah, but starring in a space opera did not make him immune against the fire punch of a Worm.