Euro Truck Driver
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The Euro Truck Driver is the supposed protagonist of Euro Truck Simulator.
Bio[edit | edit source]
Much as with the cowboys of yesteryear, the life of a trucker is hard - there's constant time pressure, a nomad's loneliness far away from home, and the bitter knowledge that virtually every other driver on the road positively despises you for being in the way. Add to this the chronic health issues that having to spend most of your life in a seated position will do to you, and you end up with a mindless piece of drudgery no sane person could possibly wish to suffer through.
The Euro Truck Driver is one of the these unsung heroes. Unburdened by the romanticized idea that trucking mostly involves you driving down an empty highway with the rain softly caressing your windshield, the Euro Truck Driver will brave border inspections and perpetual traffic congestions to make sure your online orders will be there on time, and that your local retail store won't glow with a stark display of empty shelves.
In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]
Season 1[edit | edit source]
The Euro Truck Driver fought in 8chanmania V, but anything beyond that has been lost to history.
Season 2[edit | edit source]
The Driver made another appearance during 8chanmania XLIX. He defeated Needles Kane, but tapped out as when Vivec was about to pull out his milk spear in the following round,.
