Fleece Johnson
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- "I like you. And I want you. Now we can do this the easy way, or we can do this the hard way"
- — Fleece Johnson
- — Fleece Johnson
Fleece Johnson is an US-American serial rapist who made it to national television after a brief cameo in The Boondocks.
Bio[edit | edit source]
Johnson originally was imprisoned at the Kentucky State Penitentiary with a ten-year sentence for armed robbery in 1979. By 1987, he was given another 18-year sentence for "Wanton Endangerment" and "First Degree Assault" on the butts of his fellow inmates, and got a further 20 years in 1990 due to four charges of "Assault on a Corrections Officer" (which is to say even police booty is not safe from him). He was up for parole 13 times in the span between 1983 and 2013, but was kept in prison because officials worried about the immense butthurt he could produce when released.
By his own words, booty was more important to Fleece than either food or water, and one can only shudder at the thought of how many asses he has invited to an interview with the BBC.
Johnson left prison on September 1st, 2015. Whether or not he bambustled any butts since then is unknown, though his risk assessment was noted as being "low".
In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]
Season 2[edit | edit source]
Fleece Johnson debuted in 8chanmania XLV and likely would have done what he always does, but found his advances towards the other wrestlers frustrated at every move. He fought Senran Kagura's Daidouji, only to realize the excessively muscular female actually was a woman and thus not relevant to his particular interests. His penetration of Kyle Hyde was halted by GLaDOS (and Hyde pulling a gun), and Sektor simply did not have any related bodily opening to fill.
That Ain't Man's Butt![edit | edit source]
Johnson returned in a post-show match following 8chanmania XLVI where he squared off against Spontaneous Bootay. Withstanding her advances, he somehow managed to defeat an object large enough to produce its own gravity well, and even pulled Scout out of her lower intestines.
Season 3[edit | edit source]
Johnson returned for 8chanmania LXXIX. Now serving as an underling of Madara Uchiha (whom he could not even touch), he was sicced into battle against the Machamp of Aniki. The resulting rectal ravaging did not went in Johnson's favor, meaning he got pinned out of the preliminaries.
His last appearance was in 8chanmania LXXXVII, where he teamed up with the M&F Guy under orders from the perma-heel Scuttlebug. They won their first match against Ugandan Knuckles and REDACTED, but got out-strategized by Yang Wen-li and Walter von Schönkopf.
