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The Four Kings are not, in fact, those four guys (no burgers, nor fries) from Dark Souls.
Bio[edit | edit source]
Within the deepest lore(tm) of Dark Souls, the Four Kings were a quadruple set of legendary rulers from New Londo, who were each gifted a fragment of the Lord Soul from no-one less than Gwyn, Lord of Cinder himself. Unfortunately, the same Four Kings promptly decided to do the dark magic equivalent of crack via the Art of Life Drain, and got turned into pain-in-the-ass wraiths you'll get to fighter later on.
Within the deepest lore(tm) of 8chanmania, however, the Four Kings actually are King Harkinian and the Three Wise Men. Who, in turn, actually are The Cheetahmen, dressed up in Nativity outfits they had last used in 8chanmania LXXIV. Why and how these three-plus-one decided to band together remains a mystery, though each of them starring in cult classic quality games certainly is a common trait.
In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]
The Four Kings fought in 8chanmania LXXXV. Since putting up one fighter against four kings was hardly fair, they were designed to perform as a tag team; but with each fighter only being one-fourth as strong as a regular edit. This still proved more than enough for the royals to rampage right through Sir Tongara de Pepperouchau III, but since the collective sum was lesser than it parts, they also ended up getting outsmarted by Lupin III.