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The Frost King is a boss enemy from Castle Crashers.
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The are bosses that are hard, and then there are bosses that are pricks. Frost King strictly falls into the second category: He spends the entirety of his fight spamming his shitty teleport spell like a spastic Abra; forcing you to chase after him on a precariously slippy floor as he keeps giggling and farts up ice attacks. Him audibly screaming in pain during his death animation is the only good part of the encounter.
As far as the game's excuse plot is concerned, the Frost King is is yet another mook of an evil wizard that has stolen the player(s) princesses/waifus, and hence is right on the line to have his castle crashed. The latter unsurprisingly is fully made out of ice, and staffed by his personal army of rectum-faced Iceskimos. No really, just look at them.
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The Frost King fought in the Christmas/Winter-themed 8chanmania LXXIV, where he had the debatable fortune of running straight into a Special Snowflake. The latter entered meltdown mode as soon as the Frost King drew his icicle sword (the latter obviously being a blatant display of ableism), and by the time he mistakenly assumed its gender by calling it 'maiden', the Frost King (or rather, his will to live) had perished in a storm of furious screeching.