Ganondorf
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Ganondorf is the main antagonist from The Legend of Zelda, following the earlier Ganon. He is first mentioned in A Link to the Past and properly appeares in Ocarina of Time.
Bio[edit | edit source]
Born as the first male to the Gerudo tribe in over 100 years, his birthright made Ganondorf king over the rest of the all-female desert raiders. Lesser men would have been content with this role and its implied functions, but he had larger ambitions - using his potent magical powers, Ganondorf sought to claim the divine Triforce for himself and bring the entire world under his heel.
After his first attempt to do so was thwarted by a certain boy in green and "only" resulted in the time-space continuum being fucked so hard that it split into three separate timelines, the various subsequent incarnations of Ganondorf are still after the Triforce and probably would have already gotten it if it weren't for that damn, meddling fairy boy.
In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]
Ganondorf debuted in 8chanmania LXXVII, where it quickly became apparent that he is a goddamn crit machine. His first match against Remilia Scarlet? KO - by ramming a chair into her ribcage, no less. The second one against Erde Kaiser Sigma? KO. Local giant spacecraft of death Sinistar? KO. Mentally unstably zombie cyborg Bryan Fury? K- oh wait, that was a timeout. At any rate, it was widely believe that Ganondorf would win the finals (and his belt) by landing yet another KO on Default-Chan, but the over 9000 part-time jobs held and simultaneously operated by the latter seemingly have toughened the girl to the point that she has become immune to effects such as critical existence failure. At any rate, Ganondorf lost, and now probably sulks over how he could have won the mania if only he had his Triforce.
The gruesome Gerudo returned for 8chanmania LXXXV. Already used to abducting princesses, he found no serious foe in Princess Peach. This did not apply to semi-nude men with vaguely homo-erotic tendencies, which menat all of his Warlock Punches proved useless against the Mount Your Friends Guy in the round that followed.
Ganondorf's last fight was fought in 8chanmania C, where he battled his old villain colleague Darksol. The match ended to his detriment, specifically with Darksol pinning him.
