Glenn Quagmire
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Gleen Quagmire is a side character from the cartoon sitcom Family Guy.
Bio[edit | edit source]
A neighbor and long-time friend of Peter Griffin from the time both of them still served in the navy, Glenn once used to be a relatively upstanding man until he ended up getting rejected by a girl named Cheryl. This left a gaping hole in his heart, and with no other option, the poor wretch tried to soothe his suffering in the arms of other women. Of which he racked up a four-digit score.
This in itself might have been impressive, but while going for girls that are willing is no fault in itself, Quagmire being thirstier than a fish in a salt lake means he'll also go for those that are not. At best, this expresses itself through gleeful voyeurism - especially (and including) keeping an eye on Peter's wife, Lois. At worst, Quagmire walks straight into a bar, and you realize your drink tastes funny.
In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]
Quagmire served as Peter Griffin's manager during 8chanmania LXXXIII; presumably hoping to get it going on with the female fighters of the tournament. His hopes and dreams soon were smashed when Infinite Cena gave his client a couple of good headbutts.
