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The Gorilla is a primate native to the equatorial regions of Africa.
Bio[edit | edit source]
Gorillas are the most robust members of the primate order, with males reaching an approximate height of up to 5'11 (~180 cm) and a weight of up to 500lbs (~227 kg). A mature male gorilla drastically outperforms a regular human in terms of brute strength, can lift up to 1800 lbs. (~815kg) of dead weight, and will tear you apart limb by limb if you go out of your way to piss him off.
Despite of this intimidating power, gorillas are largely herbivorous animals that spend most of their time either resting or foraging for foliage and fruits. By comparison, the ever-so-funny chimpanzees spend most of their time either goofing around or biting your face off. In conclusion, Harambe got shot while any wrongdoings on the part of chimps are blamed on overly curious humans.
In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]
A live gorilla fought Moon Man in a pre-show match prior to 8chanmania IV. The outcome of the match sadly has been lost to time.