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Felonius Gru is the protagonist of the Illumination movie Despicable Me and its largely unwarranted sequels.
Bio[edit | edit source]
An enterprising supervillain, Gru has the highly ambitious plan to steal the very moon from Earth's orbit so that his mother finally can be proud of him. Then stuff happens, Gru acquires three lolis, and he becomes a loving family father instead.
It would have been a vaguely heartwarming movie and might have even gotten a snicker from fans of the classic James Bond-style spy movies, were it not for the fact that Despicable Me also unleashed upon the world a flood of yellow, cyclopean midgets that have spread like some sort of cognitive cancer and now stand testatement to the collective brain damage of western society at large.
In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]
Gru first entered the ring in 8chanmania XXXVI, got his amusingly small ass handed to him by Godbert Manderville, and left the ring again.
He returned for 8chanmania LXX, where Cate Archer tried to apprehend him. Losing against her, Gru had his minions flood the ring with Zoomer gas to make a hasty escape.
For 8chanmania LXXVI, Gru teamed up with a fellow notorious criminal in the form of Waluigi and then promptly jobbed again. In his defense, he lost to the STRONGEST and the FASTEST.
