Guitar Warrior
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- "YOUR ARE DEAD! DEAD, DEAD!"
- — Guitar Warrior
- — Guitar Warrior
The Guitar Warrior is the primary enemy from the 1995 FMA adventure game Total Distortion.
In Reality[edit | edit source]
The Guitar Warriors serve as the mechanical guardians of the Distortion Dimension, an alternate dimension which is centered around the pop and musical culture of the 1990s. When the protagonist of the game arrives here in order to record some of the dimension's music for his sick new album, the Guitar Warriors deems this as theft and immediately try to kill the player in elaborate "Guitar Duels".
They are most famously known for the musical piece that plays when you get done in by one.
In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]
The Guitar Warrior debuted during 8chanmania XXXVIII and did what it did best: Making people dead. It started with the Uncommon Time freak Alto Cantabile and quickly moved on to Yuuji Kazami, but it's rock was not hard enough for the heavy metal of the Big Rig.
Finding a fellow enthusiast in 80s Noise Marine, the Guitar Warrior formed a tag team with him for 8chanmania LIV. Alas, this did not work out quite as well as planned, and both were blown out of the water by Nigra and Mona.
Guitar Warrior's third show in 8chanmania LXXX was brutally taken down by Master Hand and Crazy Hand.
