HHHitler
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HHHitler is totally not Hitler masquerading as Triple H.
Bio[edit | edit source]
To his fans, Triple H is popularly known as the 'King of Kings' - complete with his own throne and a banging soundtrack from Motörhead. What few of said fans realize is that the shape of his throne is directly modeled after the Iron Cross, as popularized by the German Wehrmacht. What even fewer of said fans know is that Triple H is not, in fact, Paul Michael Levesque, but Adolf Hitler.
Granted, Hitler somehow surviving his alleged suicide to become an American professional wrestler might seem a bit out there. But consider: Firstly, Triple H's 'King of Kings' theme song was made by Motörhead. Motörhead's name is an allusion to amphetamine users. Who first synthesized amphetamine? The Jewish Romanian Lazăr Edeleanu. Who, at that time, lived in Germany. Therefore, Triple H is literally Hitler.
In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]
HHHitler was one of the many Hitlers to feature in the notorious Hitlermania. His reign over the ring was bizarrely brief, as Replica Hitler threw him out via pin.