Haiku
From 8chanmania
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Haiku is a character from the /bmn/ movie Break (2008).
Bio[edit | edit source]
Haiku resembles your regular organized crime henchman, but has the remarkable trait of only ever speaking in Haikus and disapproves of the use of guns. Ever the artist, he serves as the right-hand man and chief enforcer of The Man, who is not only the man, but also his sickly boss.
In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]
Haiku represented /bmn/ in the site-wide 8chanmania XXXIV. He promptly lost to /k/'s weapon fetishist Paul Harrel, making TNA and the writefags mutter a prayer of gratitude because writing dialogue in Haiku is a huge fucking pain.
