Hank J. Wimbleton
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Hank J. Wimbleton, better known under the shortened moniker Hank, is the primary protagonist of the Madness Combat series.
Bio[edit | edit source]
Described as a psychotic mercenary, Hank originally set out on a seemingly routine mission to kill "The Sheriff", but saw himself pulled into a fight against the Alliance against Hank Wimbleton, Jesus, assorted eldritch abominations, and a clown that just will not fucking die. Ironically, Hank himself has been repeatedly killed over the course of the series, only to be immediately resurrected because the powers that be find his continuous chain of mass homicide positively hysterical.
In contrast to many of his foes, Hank does not possess anything strictly resembling supernatural powers, but instead relies on his extremely quick reflexes, his excellent skill in hand-to-hand combat, and especially his downright uncanny marksmanship skills. Combined, they've allowed him to rack up an impressive score of 640:10 (and counting).
In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]
Hank debuted in 8chanmania LIV. He won his initial match against Cyberpunk 2077's V, but tapped out when threatened by rotating polearm of Alexander Pistoletov.
He would later reappear in 8chanmania XCIII. Having exchanged a series of awful bone-related puns with Ness' manager Sans, he proceeded to beat the crap out of the boy before turning his attention to T.J. 'Henry' Yoshi (who complained Hank only had "half an appendage" due to his lack of arms) and stopping Big Bill Hell from making a sales contract with Slaanesh. His downfall came in the semi-finals, and at the hands of Chip Hazard.