Hitler on Ice

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Hitler on Ice
Hitler on Ice Image.png
Birthday April 20th, 1899
From Braunau am Inn, Austria
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Debut Match
Hitler on Ice W
Pin
Hitbob Lerpants
8chanmania LXXXVIII
First Victory
Hitler on Ice W
Pin
Hitbob Lerpants
8chanmania LXXXVIII
First Championship

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Hitler on Ice is the main character of Mel Brook' History of the World, Part I.

Bio[edit | edit source]

While Hitler's artistic inclination has enjoyed rich historical documentation, few people know that the Führer also had a notable penchant for ice figure skating. Whenever he was left tired after planning his invasion of the USSR or the final solution for the Jews, Hitler would withdraw to a private skating rink and allow his emotions to take the form of graceful curves and pirouettes.

Unfortunately, the ongoing character assassination of the Allied Forces against Hitler meant that this facet of him, much like his vegetarianism and his love for animals, soon was overshadowed by willfully exaggerated personal wrongdoings.

In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]

Hitler on Ice went skating in 8chanmania LXXXVIII. He ran circles around Hitbob Lerpants, but all of his elegance could not outmatch the fancy dancing moves of Disco Hitler.