Honchkrow
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Honchkrow is a Dark/Flying-type Pokémon, first debuting in Pokémon Diamond & Pearl.
Bio[edit | edit source]
Honchkrow is the kind of bird that makes you an offer you can't refuse. Or you technically could refuse, but then you'd have to live with Honchkrow using its myriad Murkrow underlings to enact a scene somewhere between The Godfather and The Birds. For what it's worth, you won't be sleeping with the fish - if mostly because pouring concrete is hard if you don't have opposable thumbs.
It is widely known that Honchkrow is a devoted family Pokémon. In the sense that it will systematically hunt down any members of its 'familia' that disappoint the big bird. We could also talk about those Murkrow that actively betray Honchkrow, but the last editor who did so woke up with a severed Rapidash head on his bed. What happens in La Familia stays in La Familia.
In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]
Honchkrow fought in the Pokémon-themed 8chanmania LIV, with Rita Ciano serving as its trainer. It defeated the Grookey of Shield-chan, but succumbed to the Lopunny of the Marquis de Sade in the following round.
