Hydreigon
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Hydreigon is a Dark/Dragon-type pokemon, first appearing in Pokemon Black and White.
Bio[edit | edit source]
It evolves from Zweilous and is the final form of Deino. Hydreigon essentially resembles a three-headed dragon, although it is noted that only the central head actually has a brain. Which is pretty damn weird because its pre-evolution form Zweilous is explicitely stated to have two brains. At any rate, two of Hydreigon's three heads are only good for biting and eating, and that suits it just fine because biting stuff (because it thinks it is an opponent) and eating stuff (because it thinks it is food and/or an opponent) basically sums up its raison d'etre. In all honesty, they should have named it the Pitbull pokemon.
In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]
Hydreigon debuted in 8chanmania LIV, where it served as the pokemon of Ganon. It immediately displayed its famed brutality by landing a rare Weapon KO on its first opponent Chesnaught and then went on to literally bite a Baby. Did I mention it's basically a pitbull? The completely harmless animal went on to defeat MissingNo., and only stopped biting things after being KO'd by the unlikely killing machine Specs Weedle.
Having eventually recovered and immediately feeling the urge to bite stuff in the face, Hydreigon returned for 8chanmania LXXVIII. It tellingly crunched the original big bad Mewtwo, but the pseudo-dragon was slain one round later at the hands of Byleth.
