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- "Snakes...why'd it have to be snakes?"
- — Indiana Jones
- — Indiana Jones
Dr. Henry Walton Jones, Junior - better known as Indiana Jones - is an American archeologist, adventurerer, and the pivotal character of several associated movies (as well as video games).
Bio[edit | edit source]
Indy's biography is significantly too long and eventful to be repeated in detail here. Suffice it to say that he has seen nearly any place the world has to offer, enjoys varying fluency in 27 languages, a lively dislike against snakes, and is extremely handy with his bullwhip. His active service during the first world war, constant drama with angry Germans during the second one, and the treacherous politics of the cold war era have turned him into a jaded, often sarcastic individual, but Mr. Jones still is more than willing to uphold his own ideals - especially when it comes to things that belong in a museum.
As such, Mr. Jones frequently will leave his role as a lecturer and the uninvited advances from his female students back home at Marshall College, Connectitut; while he travels the world in search of yet another priceless artifact. That his search is frequently delayed by giant boulder traps and the usual snake pit does little to bother him, for he is a man of the 1930s, and stealing historic objects right from under the noses of assorted indigenous peoples was something nobody gave a fuzz about back in the day.
The movie Kingdom of the Crystall Skull implies that he has a son named Mutt. Which naturally is perfect nonsense because every Indy fan knows the series ended with The Last Crusade.
In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]
Indiana Jones debuted in 8chanmania LXXIX. He showed that he meant business when he used a hammer to KO Francis one minute and two seconds into his first match (to be fair, Francis was dumb enough to laugh at him), went on to defeat a Goff Rokka, and somehow out-wrestled the four-armed Machamp of Aniki. But as much as Indy knows how to use his fists, Zell Dincht knew how to use them better. He consquently was kicked out of the tournament during the quarter-finals.
Indy also took part in 8chanmania C, being one of the fighters for the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny. Sadly, he didn't make it overly far.
Trivia[edit | edit source]
- Indiana Jones owns a copy of Mein Kampf which he had personally autographed by Adolf Hitler.
- Despite of being quite tough, Jones is not good at holding his drink.
