Infinite Cena
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Infinite Cena is the ascended form of John Cena.
Bio[edit | edit source]
Having studied the holy trinity of Hustle, Loyalty, and Respect for years upon years, John Cena finally managed to shrug off his own mortality and attained the unified power of the cosmos. Which effectively means he now exists as a giant, disembodied head that floats around the ring and dishes out headbutts like you wouldn't believe.
Whether Infinite Cena truly has foregone the need for a full body, or whether the rest of it simply is so awesome that mortal eyes cannot see it remains a hotly-debated question among philosopher and thinkers to this very day.
In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]
Infinite Cena debuted in 8chanmania XVIII. He broke the iron of John Madden and forced Mash Kyrielight to tap out, yet later found his master in Chris Benoit during the quarter-finals.
He would only return by the time of 8chanmania LXXXIII. Seemingly weakened by his long hiatus, Cena managed to wreck Peter Griffin, but then ran out of time against N. Tropy.
The master's last match was in the tag-team style 8chanmania LXXXVIII, for which he specifically resurrected Eddie Guerrero to act as his teammate. They had an easy start against Drake Parker and Josh Nichols, but found themselves dangerously close to the edge when fighting the better Crash Bandicoot and Madara Uchiha. Pressing on, the quarter-finals saw their demise at the hands of Dr. Morbis and his newest freak pet Nemesis.
