JC Denton
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- "OH MY GOD JC, A BOMB!"
- — Jock
- — Jock
In Reality[edit | edit source]
JC Denton is the protagonist of Deux Ex. He is a former member of UNATCO (United Nations Anti-Terrorist Coalition). Once his brother Paul revealed to him the true nature of UNATCO, as a tool of the Illuminati coup d'état instigator Bob Page and his Illuminati offshoot Majestic 12, JC proceeded to defect from UNATCO. JC then joined forces with Tracer Tong, the Luminous Path Triad leader, whom is a friend of his brother Paul. With the help of Tracer Tong and his connections, Illuminati remnant leader Morgan Everett, former Illuminati member Stanton Dowd, and former Area 51 scientist Gary Savage, JC disrupts Bob Page's plans and corners him in his Majestic 12 headquarters in Area 51. Here JC Denton confronts Bob Page and ultimately defeats him, in doing so he is confronted with a choice ...
In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]
Season 1[edit | edit source]
JC likely debuted in 8chanmania II. There, he added Spike Spiegel to the list of FEMA casualties and then ate a digging utensil at the hands of Shovel Knight.
He also fought in 8chanmania XVII, but that's as much as we know about it.
Apparently in search of Scuttlebug, Denton entered 8chanmania XXVI with no plan and no soles to his feet. The latter flaw did not prevent him from stomping Solid Snake, Demifiend, and Orlok the Eternal, yet JC's luck ran out when he ran into the Dragon of Dojima during the quarter finals.
He allegedly came right back for 8chanmania XXVII. Disposing of the old-fashioned hardware cyborg Raiden, he went on to kick the Netherlord in his nether regions, forced Cirno to admit that she isn't the strongest by having her tap out, and mastered Master Onion's karate training to the point he could not teach him anything more. Then he stumbled upon a bomb of a man by the name of Aniki...
Denton may or may not have fought Red Mage in 8chanmania XXIX.
During 8chanmania XXXII, JC got his augmented ass kicked by the Tetris Block.
Season 2[edit | edit source]
Despite the minor resolution brought by Brendan Fraser, JC was still haunted by the looming shadow of Scuttlebug and its powers, and decided to continue his pursuits in the compound of 8chanmania. Entering 8chanmania XL, JC took down the Point Man and Another Scorcher Guy, but ultimately got his shit kicked in by Default-Chan during the Quarter Finals.
He would make another attempt at glory in 8chanmania LV, defeating newcomers (Copy X & Tonka Truck) and veterans (John Cena) alike on his way to the finals. Standing opposite the looming, girthy, starving monster that is Garfield, the odds were stacked against JC. Knuckling down, and baring the brunt of Garfield's incredibly hefty weight, JC managed to turn the momentum against the orange tabby, literally, pinning him in under 5 minutes thanks to several counters.
JC then infiltrated 8chanmania LXVI with his belt, and he - OH MY GOD JC, A FI-
Season 3[edit | edit source]
Denton came back in 8chanmania LXXX, apparently planning to use the tournament's prize money to buy a particularly expensive weed killer. His initial victory against Moby Jones, however, was quickly overshadowed by his subsequent loss to Nick Mason.
In 8chanmania LXXXVII, Denton teamed up with Brauggi. Together, they proved that EVERYBODY beats Kurt Wylde (even if he's supported by the resurrected Road Runner, but ultimately were done in by the Spartans Master Chief and Noble Six.
Having found himself thrown into the Square Enix-themed 8chanmania XCIV, Denton spent half of his time making fun of Agent 47's weapon-grade baldness, and the other half getting his shit kicked in by the professional remover of unwanted individuals.
Relationship with Cate Archer[edit | edit source]
On the path to his belt, JC suggested both John Cena and Siegmeyer to seek out Cate Archer if they wished to find a way out. JC met Cate while they were in holding cells, presumably at the 8chanmania compound. It is unknown what his resulting victory means for their plans as a whole.
Trivia[edit | edit source]
- Because of a development oversight, the model of JC Denton had shoes, but no soles for them. The underside of his feet hence appeared barefoot. This was only fixed in Season 2.
With Cirno having finally won her belt, JC Denton may have become the most prolific jobber in the entire mania.lol not anymore
Gallery[edit | edit source]
OH MY GOD JC, A BELT!
