Jackie Chan Tulpa
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- " I DON WAN NO TRABBU"
- — Jackie Chan Tulpa
- — Jackie Chan Tulpa
The Jackie Chan Tulpa is, as a matter of fact, not Jackie Chan. It is a Tulpa; effectively a kind of imaginary friend with its own will and sentience forcibly pushed into existence by the will of a regular human. The tradition is linked to Indian and Tibetian Buddhism, but chiefly became popular in the west when /x/philes recognized summoning a succubus wouldn't work (or worked too well) and looked for something else to give them love and headpats.
The Tulpa essentially behaves as an over-exaggerated stereotype of Jackie Chan himself. On the bad side, this gives it a rather notable Chinese accent when it speaks English, but on the other, the presence or just proximity of ladders or babies also increases its power tenfold. Few would dare to fight the tulpa while it is holding a baby inside of a ladder factory.
In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]
Season 2[edit | edit source]
The Jackie Chan Tulpa first fought in 8chanmania XXXV. There, it famously defeated Lala (champion of 8chanmania x MFW - IN/V/ASION) right in the first round, only to continue to do the same to Lolice (aka Swat Loli) and even the notorious Hentai Woody, but ultimately was defeated by Bury Pink Girl in the finals.
Season 3[edit | edit source]
It would later make an appearance in PilotMania, where it defied Demifiends tendency to produce crits at an alarming rate, yet sadly did not prove curayhzee enough for Dante.
The Tulpa's last ostensible chance for a belt was in 8chanmania XCVIII, where it teamed up with fellow martial arts legend Chuck Norris. Their fight against Kenshiro and Kazuma Kiryu immediately became the stuff of legends - although Kenshiro suffered a KO at the hands of Norris, Kiryu tenaciously fought on against two foes at once until he eventually managed to make the Texas Ranger tap out.
Perhaps as a consolation prize, Jackie and Chuck still went on to wipe the floor with Godzilla and a Giant Enemy Crab during one of the subsequent sideshow fights.
The make-belief apparition last fought in 8chanmania C, where it was one of the many warriors entering the Ultimate Fight of Ultimate Destiny. Unfortunately, the Tulpa did not make it very far.
Trivia[edit | edit source]
Whenever Jackie Chan Tulpa wins a fight, it starts raining ladders.
