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John Ward is the protagonist of the retro top-down game Faith.
Bio[edit | edit source]
A priest from Palmyra, New York; Ward accompanied his senior Father Allred during an exorcism in the remote home of the Martin family. The ritual - meant to free the Martins' daughter Amy from an evil spirit - did not go entirely as planned; with everyone but John and Amy undergoing a violent cessation of life.
Years later, John secretly returns to the woods to finish what he has started and excorzise the demon within Amy for good. It is a task easier said than done, for the dense woods surrounding the house of the Martins have not become any friendlier since his last visit, and there is something lurking behind every tree.
In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]
John Ward debuted in 8chanmania LXXIII, where his faith and crucifix were of exceedingly little use against the unholy abomination colloquially known as the Fat Bald Bastard.
Ward would later heed the call of his colleague Mr. Cobra and joined him in a tag team for 8chanmania LXXVI. Unfortunately, god apparently was preoccupied with other things during their first fight, and they promptly lost against the shinto shrine maiden Reimu Hakurei and the goddess Yakatect.