Joker (FMJ)

From 8chanmania
Jump to: navigation, search
Joker (FMJ)
Joker (FMJ) Image.png
Birthday '
From Alabama, USA
Height '
Weight '

Debut Match
Joker (FMJ) KO into Pin
L
Blake
8chanmania XC
First Victory

[[]]
First Championship

[[]]


James T. Davis, better known under his nickname Joker, is the main protagonist of Full Metal Jacket.

Bio[edit | edit source]

Before being drafted during the Vietnam War, Joker was a smart kid who wrote for his high school's newspaper. Since newspapers always have their funnies, Davis inevitably was a bit of a comedian, and earned his nickname as 'Private Joker' after loudly wondering whether or not his very vocal drill sergeant was a John Wayne wannabe. Granted, said drill sergeant tore him a second asshole over it - but the name stuck.

Following boot camp, Joker goes on to become a military reporter. As such, he essentially fulfills the role of the 'in-between' - the poor bastard who has to take in the full horror of the war because he has not yet gone blunt like the common grunts, and then has to wrap said horrors under several layers of euphemisms and niceties so they can get printed in the military magazines he writes for.

In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]

Joker originally entered the mania as the manager and/or personal bard of Animal Mother during 8chanmania LXXXIX. It wasn't a bad job per se, since Animal Mother very nearly would have won the tournament until he ran into a little girl. Nonetheless, Joker apparently decided he could do it better.

Cue 8chanmania XC, where Joker entered the ring himself, and then got pinned by Blake after eating a submission KO. Some people should stick to their typewriters.