Jynx

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Jynx
Jynx Image.png
Human Shape Pokémon
Birthday '
From '
Height 4' 07 (109 cm)
Weight 89.5 lbs. (40.6 kg)

Debut Match
Jynx Pin
L
Rotom Heat
8chanmania LXXXIX
First Victory

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First Championship
W
Pin
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Jynx is an Ice/Psychic-type Pokémon from the original Pokémon Red/Blue.

Bio[edit | edit source]

Jynx is an all-female, vaguely humanoid Pokémon that simultaneously managed to be offensive to Wagnerian opera signers, Japanese gyarus, and African Americans at the same time. US Media, always starving for outrage, went so far as to claim that Jynx was actively racist against Black people. Which is obvious hogwash, because if GameFreak had wanted to be racist, Jynx would be Chinese or Korean.

Jynx itself is a mysterious creature that possesses its own, incomprehensible language. It can also hypnotize other Pokémon and humans to join its dance by "seductively" swaying its hips. Later iterations of the games carefully reworded that last part, but between Jynx still being all-female species, and up-and-coming Pokémon trainers being teenage kids busily undergoing puberty, something's gotta give.

In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]

A Jynx under command of the Fullderp Champ fought in 8chanmania LXXXIX. It squared off against the Rotom-Heat of Adolf Hitler, who quickly turned up the heat to abuse Jynx's own ice-type weaknesses.