Kolin

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Kolin
Kolin Image.png
Helen
Birthday February 14th
From Unknown
Height 5'6" (168 cm)
Weight 143 lbs. (65 kg)
Manager Gill

Debut Match
Kolin Pin
L
Rare Akuma
8chanmania LXXV
First Victory

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First Championship

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Kolin is a background character-turned-playable fighter from the Street Fighter series.

Bio[edit | edit source]

Kolin once was a soldier from an unspecified nation that, for the record, totally wasn't the Soviet Union. Having lost her unit, her country, and her will to live in a devastating war; a chance encounter with Gill had him ask her where she was from. She replied her country was gone, so Gill suggested they build up a new country; with hookers, blow, and Gill as the new technicolor Jesus.

Kolin quickly became Gill's personal assistant / fawning fangirl. She helps him with a lot of regular paperwork (like organizing the fourth World Warrior Tournament) and a lot of less regular paperwork (like bringing Guile's old pal Nash back from the dead and trying to manipulate him into killing M. Bison for them). She's no slouch in combat either, her military martial skills now boosted with ice magic.

In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]

Kolin, accompanied by Gill, fought 8chanmania LXXV. If mostly because Gill himself was as uppity as usual and deemed the local contestants beneath him. Chances are he wasn't aware that Rare Akuma was in the rooster, too, or else he might have predicted how the latter mopped the floor with his glorified backup dancer.

Two weeks later, in 8chanmania LXXVII, it was Kolin who took the backseat while her idol entered the ring. And promptly got stomped by WWEW Soldier. Karma's a cruel mistress.