Kris Benoit
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Kris Benoit is a kid that fell down a hole. Totally not Chris Benoit in a striped sweater.
Bio[edit | edit source]
On the first day, some weaboo created Undertale, and it was reasonably good. On the second day, the furries began to latch on to it, and it turned bad. On the third day, it started to have a /general/ thread on 8chan, and it turned even worse. And on the fourth day, well beyond any sensible sense of despair, it fell into the totally ironic circlejerk of the 4am threads.
A personal feud between the usual inhabitants of the 4am threads and Mark eventually led to 4am threads being banned from /v/. The former, with Genesis Webms serving as their rallying cry, immediately launched a shitpost board called /genesis/ (leading to brilliant memes like Peter Gaybriel). /genesis/, in turn, spawned several sub-boards, one of which was /collins/.
The entire mess led to its own conspiracy theories, with some Anons believing it was a good-natured joke on the part of 8chan's wrestling board /woo/, and other believing it to be a coordinated shitposting campaign from the /sp/artan exiles from rival Sportschan. The truth probably is somewhere in-between, or just boils down to the 4am crowd really being off the far end of the spectrum.
In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]
Kris Benoit fought in the board war of 8chanmania LXII, where he represented /collins/. He defeated John Sena of /sena/ (who, for the record, is not John Cena with a Sena wig), but ended up getting thrown out a helicopter by Hans-Hermann Hoppe.
