Leather Teeth

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Leather Teeth
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Debut Match
Leather Teeth ?
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AESTHETHICS
8chanmania XXIX
First Victory

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First Championship

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Leather Teeth is a lyrical figure from Carpenter Brut's albums Leather Teeth,

Bio[edit | edit source]

Leather Teeth nominally started out as a regular 80s teenage boy named Bret Halford. Like many boys of this era, Bret had a huge, if unrequited, crush on one of the cheerleaders of his school, Kendra. Unlike many boys of that era, Bret decides to use his know-how from chemistry class to brew a potion that should make him into Kendra's ideal lower. This fails and leaves Bret horribly disfigured, but for what it's worth, his new appearance nets him the role of lead singer in the stupidly popular glam metal band Leather Patrol.

Alas, Kendra continues to frustrate him with a continued lack of interest. Bret, now Leather Teeth proper, is severely upset by this, and chooses to vent his anger by becoming a deranged serial killer that offs people left and right in a furious quest of revenge. All that because Kendra wouldn't let him smash.

In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]

Leather Teeth fought in 8chanmania XXIX. He was set up to fight vaporwave mascot AESTHETICS, but the outcome of the match has been lost to history.