Lego Skeleton
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In Reality[edit | edit source]
The Lego Skeleton is one of the most prolific minifigures to ever grace the plastic crack otherwise known as LEGO.
Bio[edit | edit source]
The Lego Skeleton debuted all the way back in 1995 as part of the Royal Knights and the Pirate sets. It was unique in that it torso had external ball joints for its upper arms, while its thighs had external swivel joints for the leg bones. In practice, this made it the first model you could perform life amputations upon without using brute force to pull pre-fabricated limbs from their pre-fabricated sockets, and greatly helped kids that otherwise would have tortured small animals.
Whether it was through increased productions cost or the fact that ball-jointed skeletons couldn't be posed for photos, the skeleton figure eventually was revised to have the same external swivel joints later found on Star Wars androids and the Life on Mars aliens. Its inherently spooky nature still meant the skeleton became something of a running gag on the part of LEGO, and would often feature as an unlockable or easter egg character in LEGO video games.
In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]
Season 3[edit | edit source]
The Lego Skeleton made his debut in the first mania of 8chanmania: Season 3, being 8chanmania LXVII. He wanted the money and fame of participating in a tournament hosted by Banzai Inc., and was willing to go through anyone to get it. The spooky skeleton carved a path straight to the finals and won the belt. He declared that he would use his winnings to buy the moon itself.
It subsequently appeared was in the grand finals of 8chanmania XCIX itself. Countering Badmella's bone-related puns with his own puns about flat objects, it still suffered a defeat at the hands of the demon girl, and was put into immense agony when the latter poured bone-hurting juice over it.
8chanmania C[edit | edit source]
The skeleton was one of the Season 3 champs a furious Default-Chan sicced upon Ron Paul after the latter stormed the commentary booth to tell her that it's happening. Its bones presumably left the ring before Mega Man X was left as the last man standing.
