Lego Yoda
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- "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
- — Lego Yoda, upon his death
- — Lego Yoda, upon his death
The World's most famous ketamine addict.
The Autistic Backstory nobody asked for[edit | edit source]
No one knows why Lego Yoda decided to be a ketamine addict, but from known history, it can at best be inferred that when Sheev cut the budget to jedi concil. Lego Yoda had thought of the bright idea to sell ketamine to recover the funds, but unfortunately he became addicted to his own product, and the rest of that is history. Afterwards Yoda went on to perform multiple notable deeds such as getting drafted in the Vietnam war, converting to islam at one point, stole a 2001 honda civic just to run over nonwhites with, performed multiple mass shootings at furry conventions, and also had a gained a child abuse record from his attempts at sex traficking. He also made an attempt at running as a senator from California, but a failed assassination attempt permenantly halted those plans. Afterwards Yoda had to deal with the endless frustration at failing to apply for multiple jobs, got sexually assaulted in a KFC bathroom, and dying multiple times but somehow coming back to life everytime.
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In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]
Upon hearing of the cash prize for winning 8chanmania Season 3 Yoda soon applied to enter in 8chanmania LXXVII so that he could buy all of the ketamine in the world. His plan backfired as he was defeated and devoured by Sinistar, but he uses his new-found nature as a force ghost to bully the spacecraft over its mass displacement anyway.
Being a very late ... whatever Yoda is, he quickly joined the roster of the Undead-themed 8chanmania LXXXI. The litle green man brought an unpleasant first contact to Yang Wen-li and was unfazed by the powers of Dan Kuruto, but Celty Sturluson gave him a thorough headache.
