Lightning McQueen
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Lightning McQueen is the protagonist of the 2006 Pixar movie Cars.
Bio[edit | edit source]
In a world whose sole inhabitants happen to be sentient, vaguely anthropomorphic cars; Lightning McQueen is a young, up-and-coming race car seeking to make a name for himself in the grand Piston League. Except he immediately botches his grand race, destroys public property, and then has to do community service. But the latter gives him the power of humbleness and friendship (tm), so he wins the next race.
Look - it's a movie for kids. Or at least that's what marketing wants you to think. But much like Disney knew exactly what it was doing when it first unleashed furry characters on the minds of innocent children, Pixar also knew cars across the country would start getting weird stains on their exhaust pipes by the time their target audience earned its first car keys. Not that it stopped them.
In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]
Lightning McQueen fought in the 2000s-themed 8chanmania LXXXVI. He tried to outrace the Crazy Frog, but promptly ate dust.