Loli Hitler

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Loli Hitler
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Birthday April 20th, 1899
From Braunau am Inn, Austria-Hungary
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Debut Match
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Trans Hitler
8chanmania LXXXVIII
First Victory

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First Championship

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Loli Hitler is the little girl version of Adolf Hitler.

Bio[edit | edit source]

Thanks to the multiverse theory, we know there's at least one universe where Hitler actually is a little Austrian lady. Who wants nothing more than to become a successful painter with her own little art gallery. This is not to say she wouldn't retain most of Hitler's general convictions, including unsolicited opinions on the still-to-be-founded state of Israel, but she's a cute little girl - so it's fine.

More importantly, Loli Hitler is less concerned about the Jewish people per se, and more about what she herself considers 'Jewish Art'. Like pictures of an apple that say 'this isn't an apple'. Of course that Belgian fellow isn't any more Jewish than Argentinia is white. But she doesn't know that, and if you don't reign in that sort of degeneracy, people will probably end up taping a banana to the wall.

In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]

Loli Hitler fought in the Hitler-themed 8chanmania LXXXVIII. She immediately found herself confronted with Trans Hitler, who suggested she might actually be a little boy before xhey smashed the goobledy-gooks out of her.