Lu Bu
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- "Do not pursue Lu Bu!"
- — A well-meant advice
- — A well-meant advice
Lu Bu was an ancient Chinese general who rose to prominence through the historical Records of the Three Kingdoms and the slightly less historical Dynasty Warriors.
Bio[edit | edit source]
Born during the waning days of the Western Han dynasty, Lu Bu was one of several warlords that that sought to secure his own fiefdom while the rest of Imperial China crumbled around him. He was noted be am exceptional warrior virtually invincible in personal combat, but his unstable temper, poor leadership, and especially his tendency to switch allegiances at a moment's notice eventually saw him hanged by Cao Cao.
Fitting for the historical figure, Dynasty Warriors immortalized Lu Bu by turning him into a stupidly powerful one-man army that will sodomize you six days to Sunday - unless you actually power through half an hour of frantic button-mashing until you drop the ball for a split-second, and Lu Bu sodomizes you anyway. Do not pursue Lu Bu.
In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]
Lu Bu debuted in 8chanmania VII, but lacking records mean nothing beyond him not winning a belt is known.
During the Mother's Day-themed 8chanmania XCI, Lu Bu secretly slipped into the tournament under the guise of a Kanghaskan. He managed to defeat Lusamine, but later got wrecked by Kazumi Mishima.
His last appearance was in 8chanmania XCII, where Lu Bu did a number on Jack of Blades, but subsequently got banned by Discord.
