MFP Protagonist
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The MPF Protagonist is the masked hero of the platformer My Friend Pedro.
Bio[edit | edit source]
Suppose, if you will, that you wake up in an industrial area with a major headache and a stark case of missing memories. Suppose furthermore that a floating banana (which helpfully introduces itself as your friend, Pedro) instructs you to climb out of your current holding area and gun down everyone you come across. They're pretty obviously part of some criminal mob, and it's not like a banana would lie to you.
This roughly sums up the glorified excuse plot of My Friend Pedro, but since this is an old-school run-and-gun title based on an earlier flash title, it honestly needs as plot in as much as a porn needs good acting. Instead, the game shines through some seriously slick platformer action; with the protagonist running, wall-jumping, and rolling through the levels for that sweet S-Rank.
In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]
The MPF Protagonist fought in 8chanmania LXXIII. Since Pedro suggested he might take him to jail, the protagonist tried to protagonist promptly decided to try and murderfuck the SS13 Security Officer. Alas, he underestimated the how the officer's usual work environment meant a masked deaf-mute freak was just another Monday for him, and promptly ended up getting pacified instead.
