Madara Uchiha
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Is there a character that could even possibly EVEN TOUCH Madara Uchiha? Let alone defeat him. And I'm not talking about Edo Tensei Uchiha Madara. I'm not talking about Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara either. Hell, I'm not even talking about Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus (with the rikodou abilities and being capable of both Amateratsu and Tsukuyomi genjutsu), equipped with his Gunbai, a perfect Susano'o, control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju's DNA implanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can perform yin yang release ninjutsu while being an expert in kenjutsu and taijutsu.
I’m also not talking about Kono Yo no Kyūseishu Futarime no Rikudō Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan (which is capable of Enton Amaterasu, Izanagi, Izanami and the Tsyukuyomi Genjutsu), his two original Rinnegan (which grant him Chikushōdō, Shuradō, Tendō, Ningendō, Jigokudō, Gakidō, Gedō, Banshō Ten’in, Chibaku Tensei, Shinra Tensei, Tengai Shinsei and Banbutsu Sōzō) and a third Tomoe Rinnegan on his forehead, capable of using Katon, Fūton, Raiton, Doton, Suiton, Mokuton, Ranton, Inton, Yōton and even Onmyōton Jutsu, equipped with his Gunbai(capable of using Uchihagaeshi) and a Shakujō because he is a master in kenjutsu and taijutsu, a perfect Susano’o (that can use Yasaka no Magatama ), control of both the Juubi and the Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju’s DNA and face implanted on his chest, his four Rinbo Hengoku Clones guarding him and nine Gudōdama floating behind him AFTER he absorbed Senjutsu from the First Hokage, entered Rikudō Senjutsu Mode, cast Mugen Tsukuyomi on everybody and used Shin: Jukai Kōtan so he can use their Chakra while they are under Genjutsu. I'm definitely NOT Talking about sagemode sage of the six paths Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Super Saiyan 4 Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan, Rinnegan, Mystic Eyes of Death Perception, and Geass doujutsus, equipped with Shining Trapezohedron while casting Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann as his Susanoo, controlling the Gold Experience Requiem stand, having become the original vampire after Alucard, able to tap into the speedforce, wearing the Kamen Rider Black RX suit and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju's DNA implanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can perform yin yang release ninjutsu while being an expert in kenjutsu and taijutsu and having eaten Popeye's spinach. I'm talking about sagemode sage of the six paths Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Legendary Super Saiyan 4 Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan, Rinnegan, Mystic Eyes of Death Perception, and Geass doujutsus, equipped with his Shining Trapezohedron while casting Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann as his Susanoo, controlling the Gold Experience Requiem stand, having become the original vampire after having absorbed Alucard as well as a God Hand, able to tap into the speedforce, wearing the Kamen Rider Black RX suit, with Kryptonian DNA implanted in him and having eaten Popeye's spinach while possessing quantum powers like Dr. Manhattan and having mastered Hokuto Shinken.
TL/DR[edit | edit source]
Some supremely powerful edgelord with god-like powers from Naruto. Wishes to create world peace by wrapping said world into a dream and robbing everyone of their free will. Gets stomped by Naruto and his follow ninjas because of course he does.
In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]
Season 2[edit | edit source]
Madara first joined 8chanmania in 8chanmania XXXVI, defeating Yukkuri Marisa, Flame Hyenard, Kirei Kotomine, and Brauggi before winning his first belt by forcing Velvet Crowe into submission, thus winning himself a belt.
The latter allowed him entry into the grand finals of 8chanmania LXVI, where Madara saw himself faced with the malevolent Ansem. Despite of seemingly being untouchable, Ansem touched Madara in all the dark places but ultimately landing one of his dreaded pinfalls against him.
Season 3[edit | edit source]
Uchiha appeared in the PilotMania and, rather hilariously, got kicked out of the preliminaries by a cute little girl with dog ears. She's got the touch.
He tried to rebuild his untouchable reputation in 8chanmania LXXX. This did not work out, as he immediately was touched by Heat.
Not usually a teamplayer, Uchiha nonetheless joined forces with Crash Bandicoot (Retold) for reasons nobody is entirely sure about. Their combined edge cut right through Mr. Cobra and John Smith, but was not nearly sharp enough for the god-like presence of Infinite Cena and Eddie Guerrero.
His appearance in 8chanmania XCV was a mixed bag - he unsurprisingly curbstomped an unwitting Yari Ashigaru, made sure The Kid no longer be that guy after remniscing about his meeting with the kid's father, and sent King Harkinian tapping out in the quarter finals. Alas, none of this prevent his defeat at the robotic hands of Gundam Rose.
Madara's last chance to prove himself truly untouchable came during 8chanmania XCVIII, for which he teamed up with the mute edgelord Caim. They went off to a good start when they defeated The Nameless One and Xavier, with Xavier's attempt to pacify Uchiha through an impromptu meditation session backfiring in as much as that it only clear Madara's intent to kill them. One round later, villains fought villains as he and Caim faced off against Bondrewd and Hisoka Morow; yet even the clown's raging erection could not hope to touch Uchiha. That dubious honor would only fall to Disco Hitler and Duane!, whose fancy moves danced the two straight into the ground.
Gallery[edit | edit source]
Can ANYBODY even BELT?!
