Marie Kanker
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Marie Kanker is one of the three Kanker sisters from the animated series Ed, Edd, n Eddy'. They serve as antagonists and (however one-sided) love interests towards the protagonists in the form of the Three Eds.
In Real Life[edit | edit source]
Marie is the middle of the three sisters, situated between the oldest and most dominant Lee and the younger, dim-witted May. Just like her siblings, she also has a crush on one of the three Eds (namely Edd), and usually voices her love interest through violent and/or forceful outbursts whenever her advances are not met as desired.
Her behavior could be described as tomboyish, except tomboys tend to be unintentionally cute, whereas Marie and the other Kankers would intentionally rub their sweaty armpits into your face to humiliate you. For this and other reasons, their three would-be suitors are mortally afraid of them and generally avoid them like the plague.
In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]
Marie first fought in 8chanmania LVIII. She remarkably earned standing ovations after sending Tiff Crust packing, only to furthermore defeat both Nero and Garfielf. Her lack of poor bodily hygiene could not outmatch the flowery smell (and murderous tendencies) of Yuuka Kazami, however.
