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Mark "Cakejew" Mann was the board owner of /v/.
Bio[edit | edit source]
Following a lengthy tradition of all board owners since time immemorial, Mark is a massive faggot. Him also being Jewish does not exactly help. When he is not sating his ravenous hunger for cake (that we speak about actual cake might be his only redeeming quality), he usually makes liberal use of his banhammer on people whose opinions are not befitting his own high standards, especially when it comes to unwarranted (i.e, all) criticism of Nintendo. He has a long, fruitful history with the autistic tards from the 4am threads.
As of recently, it turned out that Mark is on Jim Watkin's paylist. Which, on the one hand, means he does not actually do it for free, but on the other also means he presumably will do whatever it takes to keep 8chan (and his income) alive. As of even more recently, he supposedly runs another instance of /v/ on yet another imageboard.
In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]
Season 1[edit | edit source]
Mark debuted in 8chanmania II. His Jewish heritage proved less than helpful when he found himself facing Adolf Hitler.
More or less the same thing happened in 8chanmania XIII, where he was wrecked by Mecha Hitler instead.
Mark was nominated for 8chanmania XVI and 8chanmania XXI, but nothing beyond that is known.
His last stint in the first season was during 8chanmania XXV. He banhammered an underage Roblox Guy and got kicked out by Joe Musashi one round later.
Season 2[edit | edit source]
He returned or 8chanmania XXXIV and provided the main event of the preliminaries in his fight against /tv/ owner and fellow faggot Gahoole2. Having defeated his old nemesis, Mark then was unceremoniously kicked out again in the best of Sixteen, this time by Spawn.
He took a support role in 8chanmania LIV as the trainer of Totodile. The first win of his Totodile against the Garbodor of (You)r Waifu took many viewers by surprise, but ending a Jew and his Reptiloid against the Rotom-Heat of Adolf Hitler only exploding gas costs.
Trivia[edit | edit source]
- Aside from being a board owner, Mark also enjoyed a brief flash of popularity for taking part in the first season of the HWNDU games. His autistic screeching in front of the camera was deemed a great source of merriment.
