Mark

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Mark
"Cakejew"
Birthday '
From /v/
Height '
Weight '

Debut Match
Mark L
Adolf Hitler
8chanmania II
First Victory
Mark W
Pin
Roblox Guy
8chanmania XVI
First Championship

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Mark "Cakejew" Mann was the board owner of 8chan's /v/.

Bio[edit | edit source]

Following a lengthy tradition of all board owners since time immemorial, Mark was a socially well-adjusted person. Infamous for his ravenous hunger for cake (that we speak about actual cake might be his only redeeming quality), he often made liberal use of his banhammer on people who broke written or unwritten board rules (such as criticizing Nintendo in any shape of fashion). He had a long, fruitful history with the special needs subjects from the 4am threads.

Unlike the regular imageboard moderator that does it for free, Mark actually was revealed to have been on the paylist of Jim Watkins. At least until 8chan was rebranded into 8kun, and got turned into a glorified online shop for Trumpeteers. This caused Mark and a sizable chunk of 8chan's population to flee to yet another imageboard, and yet another incarnation of /v/.

In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]

Season 1[edit | edit source]

Mark debuted in 8chanmania II. His Jewish heritage proved less than helpful when he found himself facing Adolf Hitler.

More or less the same thing happened in 8chanmania XIII, where he was wrecked by Mecha Hitler instead.

Mark was nominated for 8chanmania XVI and 8chanmania XXI, but nothing beyond that is known.

His last stint in the first season was during 8chanmania XXV. He banhammered an underage Roblox Guy and got kicked out by Joe Musashi one round later.

Season 2[edit | edit source]

He returned or 8chanmania XXXIV and provided the main event of the preliminaries in his fight against /tv/ owner and fellow faggot Gahoole2. Having defeated his old nemesis, Mark then was unceremoniously kicked out again in the best of Sixteen, this time by Spawn.

He took a support role in 8chanmania LIV as the trainer of Totodile. The first win of his Totodile against the Garbodor of (You)r Waifu took many viewers by surprise, but ending a Jew and his Reptiloid against the Rotom-Heat of Adolf Hitler only exploding gas costs.

Trivia[edit | edit source]

  • Aside from being a board owner, Mark also enjoyed a brief flash of popularity for taking part in the first season of the HWNDU games of Hollywood actor Shia LaBeouf. His autistic screeching in front of the camera was deemed a great source of merriment.