Marquis de Sade
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Donatien Alphonse François, better known by his official title as the Marquis de Sade was a French nobleman, writer, and was widely deemed such a spectacularly sick fuck he single-handedly inspired the term 'Sadism'.
Bio[edit | edit source]
Born into an established aristocratic family, a young Donatien quickly earned himself a reputation as a man with great interest in women and no interest in morals. He had a brief, if reasonably good stint in the French army during the Seven Years' War, but after the the latter was over, he turned to his two true callings: Writing, and getting involved in sex scandals.
Ironically, de Sade was relatively tame by modern standards. It wasn't as if he ever actively forced himself on his partners. Well, except Madame Keller, but she managed to escape before de Sade could do anything more than pouring hot wax on the wounds he had cut into her. And even if she hadn't escaped, it was not as if he was going to literally torture her to death. Probably.
In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]
The Marquis de Sade appeared in the Pokémon-themed 8chanmania LIV; where he served as the trainer of a PTSD-ridden Lopunny. His slave-warrior bested the Salazzle of Kyu and sent the Honchkrow of Rita Ciano straight back to Sicily, but failed against the min-maxed power of MacChaeger's Specs Weedle.
This defeat meant de Sade dumped his Lopunny like a used cigarette, causing PETA to breath an audible sigh of relief.
Trivia[edit | edit source]
- Many fa/tg/uys will insist de Sade was the original golden boy of Slaanesh. This, of course, is patently nonsense; as Slaanesh's actual French golden boy was Gilles de Rais.
