Maya Tesch
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Maya, alongside her brother Joey, is the titular protagonist of the award-winning Maradonia trilogy by Gloria Tesch. She consequently also appears in the breathtaking 2018 movie.
Bio[edit | edit source]
Maya and her brother Joey are two generic American teenagers until they find the hidden realm of Maradonia. It all goes downhill from there, and the trilogy (which somehow includes nine books), is so damn good that you will want to claw your eyes out halfway through the first one. That Gloria Tesch was only ten years old when she published her first book might provide mitigating circumstances. Whether she did the rest out of her free will is a matter of discussion, but rest assured, the fact that the only surviving copy of the movie comes with a fat watermark across the screen should tell you what exactly you are looking at.
In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]
Got her shit pushed in by Galaxy Mage Amulvaro for 8chanmania XLI.
She returned for 8chanmania LIII, fighting with H.P. Lovecraft. In said mania, Tesch was a complete deadweight while Lovecraft single handedly subbed Pannekoek and Scuttlebug. Nor was she of too much help against George Costanza and Kenji Setou. Sadly, they would eventually lose to Fujiwara no Mokou and Keine Kamishirasawa via crit, which notably went on for 30 minutes without Tesch lifting her hands for more than 12 seconds. Not even to help out Lovecraft when he was pinned. Thanks Tesch.
This article rendered for AFM 2015
