Mecha Hitler
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Mecha-Hitler is the final boss of Wolfenstein 3d.
Bio[edit | edit source]
Loosely fashioned after a certain historic person from Austria, Mecha Hitler is encountered when William Blazkowicz infiltrates a bunker under the Reichstag. The aforementioned Austrian is clad in a robotic suit of heavy armor and furthermore wield four rapid-fire chain guns that can do very nasty things to the player's health if the stays within Mecha Hitler's line of sight for too long.
Dealing sufficient damage to Mecha Hitler will cause his robotic suit to blow up, but the Führer will still continue to fight Blazkowicz with two arm-mounted chainguns until even the last of his hitpoints are depleted and he leaves the world with a weary "Eva, auf Wiedersehen".
In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]
Season 1[edit | edit source]
Mecha Hitler (likely) debuted in 8chanmania XIII. He ironically crushed Mark during the preliminaries, but also delivered a good show against Bryan Fury in the Best-of-Sixteen. Unfortunately for him, even a mechanized body was not immune to the hyper-weapon of Rance (not that the later would use it on a male).
He was next seen in 8chanmania XXIV, where Mecha Hitler unceremoniously got his metal ass kicked by Franz Joseph I of Austria.
For reasons unknown, Mecha Hitler and Big Boss teamed up for 8chanmania XXXI, where they were defeated by the Soviet heroes Zangief & Tetris Block.
Season 2[edit | edit source]
Mecha Hitler's first properly recorded appearance was in 8chanmania LV, where all of his Gas, Gas, Gas! did not prevent him from tapping out against Takumi Fujiwara.
His uncanny losing streak continued in 8chanmania LXI, where Yuuka Kazami proved to be quite a bit better at genocide (and especially its practical application) than he was.
For 8chanmania LXV, Mecha Hitler formed a tag team with Cool Hitler while Adolf Hitler served as their manager. The unholy trinity managed to defeat Spike Spiegel and Roger Smith, but were kicked out in the next round at the hands of Nero and Vergil.
Season 3[edit | edit source]
To the surprise of absolutely nobody, Mecha Hitler was one of the participants for Hitlermania. He made short work of the British bloke Eddie Hitler and somehow survived a hailstorm of kicks and punches by Kung Fuhrer before finishing him off with a pinfall. Alas, the mechanical Über-man met his master when he faced Hortler in the quarter finals.
