Misuzu

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Misuzu
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Debut Match
Misuzu Pin
W
Kyōko
8chanmania XCVI
First Victory
Misuzu Pin
W
Kyōko
8chanmania XCVI
First Championship

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Misuzu is a recurring character from the Kunio-kun series, first appearing in Nekketsu Renegade Kunio-kun.

Bio[edit | edit source]

Misuzu is the leader and head delinquent of River City's Taiyō Academy. While banchos generally being male and Taiyō being an all-girls' school might initially seem to pose a bit of a problem, the very generous proportions of Misuzu's frame mean she can easily keep up with her male competitors from rival schools, and actually towers a good head above them. Suffice it to say she is one of the few opponents that actually manages to intimidate Kunio himself.

Alas, dear Misuzu still possesses a maiden's heart - complete with the wish of being considered feminine and attractive by the other sex. This idealized self-image obviously is at odds with Misuzu looking and behaving like one of the rare female Ogryn from Warhammer 40.000'; resulting in what one must assume to be colossal amounts of cognitive dissonance on the part of the poor girl, and colossal amounts of traumatic injury in those who comment on her appearance.

In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]

Misuzu fought in the porn-themed 8chanmania XCVI, which actually did require some Anon to post porn of her in the nomination thread. Her stampeding right through fellow River City girl Kyōko was nothing remarkable, but oddly enough, Misuzu's next fight against Abby Anderson gifted her with a soulmate that was consumed by the same kind of suffering. That the same match saw her defeated didn't overly bother her, for Misuzu - at long last - was no longer alone.


Trivia[edit | edit source]

  • Much pain on all involved sides could have been averted if someone introduced Misuzu to the Muscle Mommy fandom and a good stylist.
  • The idea for Misuzu was partially spawned when the then-young Kunio-kun developer Yoshihisa Kishimoto saw a high school girl beating the crap out of some other guy that had decided to pick a fight with her.
  • In the River City Saga: Three Kingdoms spin-off, Misuzu embodies Lu Bu. You have been warned.