Moby Jones

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Moby Jones
Moby Jones Image.png
Mr. Jones
Birthday '
From Brixton, London, UK
Height 5'10" (177.80 cm)
Weight 180 lbs. (81.64kg)

Debut Match
Moby Jones Pin
L
JC Denton
8chanmania LXXX
First Victory

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First Championship

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Moby Jones is a recurring playable character from the SSX series.

Bio[edit | edit source]

A right proper British gentleman of West Indie descent, Jones is a man of many talents - with him going snowboarding during winter, goes BMX racing in summer, and does a bit of footie with the lads whenever he isn't preoccupied with either the former or the latter. How he still has a single intact bone in his body is everyone's best guess, but his mane of dreads should mean his head is well-cushioned.

Since falling face-first into a snowbank seems like a 'soft landing' (compared to falling and scraping your face off as he is used to from doing BMX), Jones has earned himself a reputation as a daredevil that goes down the slope at full steam the second the gate opens. Some critics see this as a lack of discipline on his part. Jones could not be reached for comment, as he fell face-first into a snowbank.

In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]

Moby Jones fought in 8chanmania LXXX, where he faced JC Denton. Amidst some decisively snarky banter between 'black ops' and 'TV Loicenses', Denton quickly added them to the list of NSF casualties.