Mount Your Friends Guy
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Mount Your Friends Guy is one of the playable guys from the game of the same name.
Bio[edit | edit source]
Starkly naked safe for his shorts and a headband, this fellow solely exists to pursue the odd sport of mounting his friends - and only in a half-as-homoerotic fashion as the term first implies. Please don't ask us why his body and those of his friends are sticky enough for this to actually work - we're hoping it's just particularly oily sweat.
In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]
The Mount Your Friends Guy debuted in 8chanmania LXXI, and immediately sent the FPWW champ Mr. Cobra back to the retirement home with a KO. He next ensured he would be hated by the whole audience (safe for his creator) by doing in Little Mac, but mercifully was gibbed by a Gadabout from Dragon Quest III in the quarter finals.
He fought again in 8chanmania LXXXV. Out-mounting the Jockey, he once again pissed off the audience by eliminating a fan favorite in the form of Darksol, and once again got sorted out in the quarter finals - this time by Goro Majima.
For reasons wildly beyond comprehension, the Mount Your Friends Guy was assigned as the partner of Stork for 8chanmania XCVIII. It went about as well as one might have expected, with the unlikely duo quickly cleaned up by Derek Baum and Bob C. Leaner.
