Mr. Bones (Sega Saturn)
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Mr. Bones is the titular protagonist of the 1996 Sega Saturn title Mr. Bones.
Bio[edit | edit source]
Once upon a time, there was a slightly deranged philospher by the name of DaGoulian. Long story short, he believed that good, in order to exist, also required evil. So the more evil you have, the more good you get. And how do you achieve peak evil, you ask? Simple: By using a magical drum set in order to raise hordes of angry skeletons through the power of skeletal magnetism, or 'skeletism' for short.
For the record, we did not make this up.
But among all those spooky, scary skellingtons of DaGoulian, one specimen stood out. This individual, going by the self-styled name of Mr. Bones, somehow ended up being raised by 'good' skeletism instead of 'bad' skeletism, and now seeks to stop DaGoulian from taking over the world with his massive army of boners. Which, among other things, requires him to pull of a sick-ass guitar solo.
In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]
Mr. Bones fought in 8chanmania LVII. He steadfastly refused the anatomical examination of Faust the Doctor, but got put back right into the grave by Rolf, Son of Rolf, of House Rolf.
