Mr. Krabs

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Mr. Krabs
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Debut Match
Mr. Krabs KO
W
Grant MacDonald
8chanmania LXXX
First Victory
Mr. Krabs KO
W
Grant MacDonald
8chanmania LXXX
First Championship

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"I like money!"
— Mr. Krabs


Eugene Harold Krabs (otherwise known as Mr. Krabs) is a major character from SpongeBob SquarePants.

Bio[edit | edit source]

A former navy cadet and ship's cook, Mr. Krabs is the proud proprietor of the Krusty Krab - home to the ever-popular Krabby Patty. Thanks to the patty's secret formula (and the burger magic of his idiot savant-turned-cook, Spongebob Squarepants, Mr. Krab's establishment easily is the most popular restaurant in town; bringing in scores of customers and the one thing Mr. Krabs values above all: Money.

Despite his healthy sense of entrepreneurship, Mr. Krab's desire to maximize the financial success of his business leaves him prone to bouts of economic myopia. Which happens so often that it is his defining character trait, but his jolly nature (and him not constantly crying for government bailouts like the actual servants of Mammoth) still leaves him as a pretty likable character. Just don't expect a payraise.

In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]

Mr. Krabs signed up for 8chanmania LXXX, mere moments after he first heard of the tournaments' stupidly generous prize money. He displayed limited interest in Grant MacDonald's ten-incher and KO'd him before he could get it anywhere close to his shell, and then got cooked by Lord-General Castor so he could make his men supper.